Tuesday, October 6, 2009

TAGGED OMG!

Fine day today! Lets just start… I am a n00b to the blogging world. A huge portion of it is still unexplored and I am trying to cover as much as I can in the little time that I have. I was introduced to blogging by the Blogger community on orkut (too lazy to insert the link). When I started surfing various blogs, I noticed many of them had a common post named “TAGGED” It was like passing on a blog slambook to fellow bloggers so they can fill it up and post it in their own blogs and pass it on (TAG) further.

Frankly speaking I was fascinated by the whole ordeal and thought of it as peeves of popular bloggers. But secretly I used to yearn for the day I would be tagged. I knew it was not easy to interest interesting people to take interest in my blog just to get myself tagged! But I chose to wait… And today the day has come when two out of my millions of follower have tagged me (maybe because they ran out of people to tag or maybe they’ve tagged everyone possible already)
But it gives me great pleasure to declare that I have been TAGGED! (Smiles, waits for flashbulbs and applause)



RULE 1 - You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2 - You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
RULE 3 - Copy and paste this into your notes, delete mine and type in your answers and tag your friends to answer this.

As I descend from a Yorokuraba Tribe, RULE 2 doesn’t apply to me!
So here goes…


Asked someone to marry you. Innocent
I seriously doubt that galz would take me seriously if I asked them about marriage…

Ever kissed someone of the same sex. Innocent
Yucks who invented this wicked questionnaire?

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
I live in a village. No bar. If bar then no Table. If table then no me. If me then no dance.

Ever told a lie? Guilty
Countless times to keep the world goin…

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Innocent

Kissed a picture? Guilty
Gosh!

Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty
High on Bhang on Holi Day

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty/Guilty
Zzzzz……

Held a snake? Guilty

Been suspended from school? Innocent
I manifested some “sincere boy” qualities

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent

Stolen from a store? Innocent

Been fired from a job? Guilty
Blame the recession! But now they’ve called me back! (Re-recession)

Done something you regret? Guilty
I regret staying up to write this. Gonna sleep in college 2moro!

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
Water usually

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent
Village in Maharashtra… No Snowflakes

Kissed in the rain? Innocent
Village… No one to kiss.

Sat on a roof top? Guilty
More “stuck” than “sat”

Kissed someone you shouldn't? Guilty
You shouldn’t try to kiss a hungry dog whoz just been given food in order to impress your frnz

Sang in the shower? Guilty
Sang/Bellowed/Screamed/Whistled/Hummed/Rapped 2!

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty
I am a swimming coach. It happens regularly

Shaved your head? Innocent

Had a boxing membership? Innocent
Village again… No Boxing

Made a girlfriend cry? Innocent
No Woman, No Cry

Been in a band? Innocent
Village! Band? As in Music Band?

Shot a gun? Guilty
I shot a gun with another gun coz it was trying to kill a helpless knife.

Donated Blood? Not Guilty but Proud
I do good things for a change too

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent

Eaten cheesecake? Innocent
Ahem! Village… Cheese? Cake?

Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent

Have/had a tattoo? Innocent
Pierced my ear though

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Never Ever!

Been too honest? Guilty

Ruined a surprise? Guilty

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Innocent
I wanna know whoz interested in knowing this…

Joined a pageant? Innocent
Lol Village….. Pageant! or Peasant?

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty
I hope she totally meant it.

Had communication with your ex? Innocent
No X, Y or Z

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent
I don’t drink

Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Innocent
I said I don’t drink



Now that I’m done with the grilling, I am supposed to TAG other people. I would have, but both my fellas Sorcerer and Yemiledu have already been tagged and I can’t dare tag them again and end up losing two of my valuable followers! Lolz
So case dismissed, dissolved and resolved. Anyone who wants to know where a TAG chain ends, this is it!

8 comments:

Yemiledu said...

Your post was interesting and I had one question all the time while reading it. From which village of Maharastra are you? I would be glad to know more about your village,place and stuff like that :~)

You kissed a PIC? Whose pic was that ?
High on bhang... :~P
You held a snake? You held a SNAKE? YOU HELD A SNAKEEEE? was it a real,true, live one?
Sat on a rooftop? hmm?
You kissed a hungry dog....:~O
Swimming coah? Part time/weekend job?

And heyy..Kudos man..DOnating blood is a good thing !

Saurabh Panshikar said...

I've replied to all your queries in our e-mail e-mail game!

Thoughts said...

one question....were u actually being honest while answering each and every question on thr....i dont think u have held a snake....i mean its ok if u r trying to impress sumone by writing tht....but have u actually held a snake...???

kissing a dog...well ya i believe u...!!with such adorable dogs like maggi and marshall any1 wud kiss them...!!!

i am interested in knowing weather u have dressed in a womans clothes... and i wanna know who u like but u wud never tell....!!!

Thoughts said...

i really enjoyed reading tht....thinking about some of those questions still makes me laugh....!!! brilliant work.

writerzblock said...

Not a big fan of TAGs, but this is one tag I certainly want to take up, and pass on to the rest of my e-friends :-)

mariam said...

Whose pic u actually kissed teddy. n Village mein koi ladki nahi hai kya kiss karne ke liye.but how was it kissing a dog that too hungry dog.. jst to impress sum frnz

Saurabh Panshikar said...

@Apurwa
Ugich doubt nahi karaycha! I held a snake during a snake exhibition held in our school.

I dressed like a lady during fancy dress competition in school. I was way too small to understand then!

Saurabh Panshikar said...

@mariam
the dog kiss was not a kiss... a lovebite maybe, but it left my nose bleeding!
And you saw the ladkis in my village na? wud YOU like to kiss them?

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