I, With my chin up, upholding my poise,
He takes his position with his weapon of choice.
I surrender meekly as I wanna survive,
Just hoping somehow I'll come out alive.
I close my eyes as he makes his move first,
I realise being a man is really a curse.
With a swish the merciless steel cuts through my skin,
Blood gushes out to see who committed this sin.
He smiles cheekily at me as I stare, my eyes grave,
He lunges forward and dabs a little after-shave!
Now wasn't that a close shave? LITERALLY!
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Burning...
He felt the club was his home
He'd be there all the time
Loafing around with friends
Drinking to the last dime.
One day she came in with her sultry swagger
He soon lost his sense
Her presence oozed with attitude
That seemed to make him tense
Oh his eyes burned... Burned like fire
She threw a quick glance around
Maybe something of interest she found
His eyes begged for her attention
But sadly there was no mention.
Oh his eyes burned, burned with desire
He decided it was now or never
He'd do anything whatsoever
Gathering his courage he went up to dance
Flooring her on the floor was his only chance
Oh his eyes burned, burned with pure lust
She was a dirty dancer
She surely knew her moves
He was going crazy
Doing the musical grooves
She started for the exit
He didn't know what was next
Its best to follow her out
Maybe that was what was best?
She walked through the dark alley
Without a sight behind
He thought she's playing a game
Damn she looked so fine
Oh his eyes were burning, burning with hunger
He took a deep breath and tried to grab her hand
She looked into his eyes trying make him understand
He clenched it and pulled her towards him
That was when she reached into her purse and...
Oh his eyes were burning... Just burning!
He'd be there all the time
Loafing around with friends
Drinking to the last dime.
One day she came in with her sultry swagger
He soon lost his sense
Her presence oozed with attitude
That seemed to make him tense
Oh his eyes burned... Burned like fire
She threw a quick glance around
Maybe something of interest she found
His eyes begged for her attention
But sadly there was no mention.
Oh his eyes burned, burned with desire
He decided it was now or never
He'd do anything whatsoever
Gathering his courage he went up to dance
Flooring her on the floor was his only chance
Oh his eyes burned, burned with pure lust
She was a dirty dancer
She surely knew her moves
He was going crazy
Doing the musical grooves
She started for the exit
He didn't know what was next
Its best to follow her out
Maybe that was what was best?
She walked through the dark alley
Without a sight behind
He thought she's playing a game
Damn she looked so fine
Oh his eyes were burning, burning with hunger
He took a deep breath and tried to grab her hand
She looked into his eyes trying make him understand
He clenched it and pulled her towards him
That was when she reached into her purse and...
Oh his eyes were burning... Just burning!
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