Birthday Wish for Karthik

Hey ppl… Its birthday time! Today happens to be Karthik’s birthday. He being one of the first ones to comment on my blog, I feel it is my duty to make his birthday special!

Now I go on and say some good stuff about the birthday boy: Karthik is a very cool dude. He is a terrific blogger and his stories are enjoyed thoroughly by the readers. He writes such great fiction, that many people have suggested him to write a book! He has a very rich vocab and a penchant for writing.

I’m sure you guys have read some Chuck Norris jokes or some Rajnikant jokes. Likewise I’ve prepared a list of facts about our dear Karthik!

1. He hates twitter. 140 characters are never enough for him. 140 pages is more kinda his style.
2. He hates SMS. Imagine people getting charged for every 160 characters. Karthik could be bankrupt by now.
3. He didn’t score full marks in exams coz he never attempted the objective questions. He always prefers the long answers.
4. He barely passed in the language exams coz he spent the whole 3 hours writing the story which could give him only 10 marks. (he needed extra pages though)
5. He writes such awesome fiction that Movie producers want to get ‘inspired’ from his stories.
6. Movies based on Karthik’s stories can be screened only in India coz there is no way that they will end before 3 hours.
7. Karthik was once asked to write a precis of a paragraph. It turns out the precis was thrice that of the original paragraph.
8. Karthik gives so much attention to details that, once when someone asked him “How was your day?”, it took him 2 more days to tell the guy.
9. Aamir Khan studies Karthik’s method for researching for his blog, in order to research for his movies. In fact Karthik IS the Aamir Khan of Bloggiwood.
10. Karthik is gonna frown when he reads this coz it aint even 2 pages long.
11. Karthik doesn’t believe in 55 fictions. He doesn’t write any, but if he has to read some on his blogroll, he clubs together hundreds of 55fictions and reads them at a time.

Sorry dude I’m just screwing with you… Let me publicly announce that I totally love your stories and I hope that you become a bestselling writer someday. You already are a bestselling blogger. Herez wishing you the bestest birthday ever, God bless!

Others are requested to contribute to the Karthik List too...