Saturday, April 24, 2010

Birthday Wish for Karthik

Hey ppl… Its birthday time! Today happens to be Karthik’s birthday. He being one of the first ones to comment on my blog, I feel it is my duty to make his birthday special!

Now I go on and say some good stuff about the birthday boy: Karthik is a very cool dude. He is a terrific blogger and his stories are enjoyed thoroughly by the readers. He writes such great fiction, that many people have suggested him to write a book! He has a very rich vocab and a penchant for writing.

I’m sure you guys have read some Chuck Norris jokes or some Rajnikant jokes. Likewise I’ve prepared a list of facts about our dear Karthik!
  1. He hates twitter. 140 characters are never enough for him. 140 pages is more kinda his style.
  2. He hates SMS. Imagine people getting charged for every 160 characters. Karthik could be bankrupt by now.
  3. He didn’t score full marks in exams coz he never attempted the objective questions. He always prefers the long answers.
  4. He barely passed in the language exams coz he spent the whole 3 hours writing the story which could give him only 10 marks. (he needed extra pages though)
  5. He writes such awesome fiction that Movie producers want to get ‘inspired’ from his stories.
  6. Movies based on Karthik’s stories can be screened only in India coz there is no way that they will end before 3 hours.
  7. Karthik was once asked to write a precis of a paragraph. It turns out the precis was thrice that of the original paragraph.
  8. Karthik gives so much attention to details that, once when someone asked him “How was your day?”, it took him 2 more days to tell the guy.
  9. Aamir Khan studies Karthik’s method for researching for his blog, in order to research for his movies. In fact Karthik IS the Aamir Khan of Bloggiwood.
  10. Karthik is gonna frown when he reads this coz it aint even 2 pages long.
  11. Karthik doesn’t believe in 55 fictions. He doesn’t write any, but if he has to read some on his blogroll, he clubs together hundreds of 55fictions and reads them at a time.

Sorry dude I’m just screwing with you… Let me publicly announce that I totally love your stories and I hope that you become a bestselling writer someday. You already are a bestselling blogger. Herez wishing you the bestest birthday ever, God bless!

Others are requested to contribute to the Karthik List too...


Chatterbox said...

Happy Birthday Karthik :)

That was a fantastic post Saurabh, I too am a great fan of Karthik's blog and his pieces of fiction.

Wishing him loads of cheer, good luck and success on his birthday :)

Siddhesh 'Ravan' Kabe said...

dude good one...:P Karthik, this is d shortest wish i can give....:D

Happy Birthday!!!

Shilpa Garg said...

This would surely make Karthik's day!!
A very happy birthday to you, Karthik!!
Cheers :)

Karthik said...

This has got to be the biggest surprise in a very long time.
I'm touched, dude. My day couldn't have started in a better way.
Well, I'm really falling short of words to say a simple "thank you." Or perhaps comment section is too small for me say it. :D
But still lemme say with all of my heart - Thank You. You have no idea how good I'm feeling right now. This is the best birthday wishes ever. :)

And so many pointers about me? Doooood, seriously I didn't know so many things about me. Lol.. :D They are awesome. ;)
Aamir Khan of bloggiwood? Whoaa!! Thenks thenks.. :)

*birthday boy bows his head humbly before another great blogger and friend*

Karthik said...

Thank you so much for the lovely wishes, CB. :)

Thanks, dude. :)

Thanks a million. :)

Neha said...

ROFLMAO...this is the bestest thing i have read in a long time :D

first of all, happy birthday Karthik..not seeing you around dude..where have you disappeared and when are you coming back in this bloggiewood?

Oh man! Saurabh - you simply rock honestly..loved this post..btw, do you even write belated birthday wish posts? :P

Samadrita said...

Haha this one's a nice post. :P
Happy Birthday Karthik!Make sure to have tons of goodies today and enjoy yourself! :))
Even if you don't blog that often do pop up in gtalk once in a while :D

P.S:Btw are you having exams or something?

Megha said... testimonial on birthday

Many many happy returns of the day..

Karthik said...

So true, Neha. This is the bestest thing I too have read in a long time. :D

Thank you so much for the wishes, Neha. :)
Hopefully will be back with blog-a-ten. ;)

Karthik said...

Thank you so very much, Sam. :)
Yeah I'm enjoying myself. ;)

Arey I was keeping myself away from the internet itself, let alone blog or gtalk. But most of the times you will be invisible, I suppose. Difficult to find MB that way. :P Hope to talk to you soon. :)

And no; no exams as of now. There is still time.

Karthik said...

Thank you. Megha.

Guria said...

Whoa! And here i thought, Neha and I were the only ones writing gooey posts about each other! Whatta post! :D :D

Karthik, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! You should thank erm, or blame me for your birth day going public, you know.... ;) :D

And Saurabh, my birthday is coming up soon too.... :D :D ;)

But it is true, one day, Karthik is going to be one amazing novelist and I'm almost sure, Saurabh will print his 55-ers too, if he doesn't go into PR first! But what a wonderful post! Kudos, to both! :)

BK Chowla, said...

My best wishes , Kartik.

pawan said...

That's a good for Kartik, and I must say, it's extremely well written!
Happy Birthday Kartik!

Karthik said...

Thanks a lot, G. :)

Yeah, if you'd not gone public with that, probably no one would've known my b'day. :P And probably I'd not have gotten such a wonderful wishing. :) Also I'd not have known so many new things about me. :P
So thank you! ;)

Will thank you again if the "amazing novelist" thing happens. :)

Karthik said...

BK Chowla,
Thank you, sir.

Thanks a lot, man.

Jaunty anima said...


Happy birthday to you!!
happy birthday to you..
happy birthday dear Karthik..
happy Birthday to you!

May gAwwwwwdd bless you...!!

Hey wishing you happiness which lasts a lifetime and even more...:)

Rajlakshmi said...

lovely dedication...
wish him a very happy bday...

7-aTe-9 said...

nice!! even men are sentimental n sensitive bout these things.... ;-)

saurabhi, i mean, saurabh, u r a girl's girl, buddy. ur "girlfriend" is lucky... hehe.... on a serious note, damn sweet of u to hv written this!!! u'll get all d women's vote for this.

karthik... happy b'day... hope u have a long live and hope to see more of ur loooong posts.

Karthik said...

Thank you so much once again, Jaunty. :)

Thank you.

Not only his girlfriend, but all his friends are lucky.

Thank you so much for the wishes. Many more loooong posts are sure to come. :)

Mural! said...

Hey Karthik belated birthday wishes!!

wonderful post saurabh!! couldn't have put it better :)

Sorcerer said...

Katrhik..The Chuck Norris of ze bloggiwood.
Dude..seriously! This post Rocked
Karthik.. Belated birthday wishes Comrade.
You really rwak.

Sau!! you really did justice..
Great work! and yeah..How can I end it without saying awesome

Saurabh Panshikar said...

Thanks folks for the comments (directed towards me)... This one just struck me out of the blue...

Special thanks to Guria and Dr. Tanmaya for confirming the date :)

Karthik said...

Thank you so much, dude!

Thanks a lot, Sorcy!
Have been missing so many posts, including yours. Hope to become active again in blogosphere soon.

Destiny's child... said... sweet!
Happy birthday Karthik, you are so lucky to have such a wonderful post dedicated to you!

And Saurabh! Hats off...may be you should write for MTV Ticker. Their jokes are turning lame and you can definitely write interesting stuff! :)

Meow said...

Beautiful and funny dedication Saurabh :) :)

Happy Birthday Karthik :) :)

Saurabh Panshikar said...

Tickr? Seriously? Thanks a lottttt

Vittaldas Prabhu said...

And you my friend have a good sense of humour! Karthik is an amazing blogger and I admire his patience to research for her stories, pay so much attention to detail and many more such qualities. This is an awesome ode to wish an awesome blogger on his birthday. Cheers!

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