Thursday, December 31, 2009

The year that was...

Its past midnight. I sit across my beloved laptop scratching my head thinking of something to write about. Its not that I don't have any topics to write about. But I don't think today is the time for them. Lets say I just have a little more research to do on them. I always wanted to do those no-backspace-used-random-ramblings. So why not try one today?

Today is the last day of the year...

The year 2009...


Broken hearts took long to mend,
Congested networks took ages to send,
Politicians did all but pretend,
But tell me does it matter in the end?

Leaders were known more for their scandals,
Target practice was done with shoes and sandles,
Crores spent on terrorists' safety (!)
Isn't it too getting much to handle?

Sportspeople confessed to cheating,
In turn their cars got the beating,
They once spoke of sporting spirit,
Now their own words they are eating.

Bollywood was a bunch of cold wars,
Film Publicity included love scars,
Millions are being earned by IDIOT stars,
Soon Yash Chopra will be shooting on Mars.

Reality TV was the biggest shame,
Cheapoz wanted a shot at fame,
Doesn't even matter who won the game,
A Year from now, will anyone even remember their name?

Rakhi Saawant was the best of em all!
Your TV set was her marriage hall,
I guess that guy wasn't man enough,
Otherwise the Suhagraat would be shot at some swanky mall.

Pink chaddies were in vogue at the top,
For some people date rape drugs did the job,
Rapes and tapes did all but stop,
These @#$%$#@ should be lynched by the mob.

Ages since School syllabuses have changed,
Most of the teachers are mentally deranged,
Atrocities in Australia will be revenged,
Sadly the CAT was totally drenched.

This year I blogged,
This year I jogged.
Although nothing gr8 happened,
I feel this year rocked.



YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I DID IT!

I randomly rambled and to add to that I wrote a kickass poem! Well these two thing were the ones which I was planning to try for the whole year, but din dare to! Today being the last day of the year, blogger will start a new year from 2moro, which means this post will slip into the wilderness and wont be noticed much!

I sincerely apologise to the people who had to suffer thru this whole poem coz poems is wat I usually try to avoid (now you know why) Maybe because I have zero (-ve) poetic sense and understanding!

I promise I'm never gonna do this again!

PS: All my Blogsfolk, I am acting very busy these days, with college, class, camps and programs and stuff. So these days I'm using Google Reader to zip thru my regular blogrolled ppl. I'll soon get back to commenting whenever possible.

PPS: This does not mean you have to resort to Google Reader (which btw is quite awesome)
and just go on reading my posts without commenting!

PPPS: It fascinates me how quickly we forget things. During the writing of this post I tried to recollect the year 2009 as a whole but I could remember only the stuff that happened during the last half of the year. I had to resort to Googlegiri for the remainder.


Herez wishing all my fellow bloggers, followers and commentators a very happy, creative and writer-block-free new year ahead.

23 comments:

dilontherocks said...

Wow..That was everybody's 2009. Happy new year to you too..:))

Karthik said...

Apology?? Suffer through this poem???? Doooooood, are you bloody kidding me?? This was a kickass poem. Thoroughly loved it! I really feel this should be included in 10th std text book. At least students will enjoy and also understand easily and how?! Kudos man! Though I'm more of a prose guy, I enjoyed it wholeheartedly. :-)
Happy New Year! :-)

Manjari Singh said...

that was really a kickass poem. More such poems from u plzz. n ya happy new year!

Raksha Raman said...

Saurabh, like you yourself said it, you have truly written a totally kick ass poem man!! I was laughing all the way! Keep it up boy! Hope you get some time off to act busy blogging as well :P Clap clap clap for the totally entertaining no-backspace-used-random-ramblings! Wishing you a lovely year ahead and an eventful one at that :) HAPPY NEW YEAR(in advance)!!

Megha said...

Bad at poetry ? u must be kiddin...it's very good...keep it up :)

tula pan navin varshachya hardik subhecha...

navin varsha dhamaal aso!!!

Priyanka. M. said...

Happy New Year Dear..
Tekas ki news is hard to digest.. Well, this poem is mast! ekdam mast!
Mujhe wo train wala composition yaad aaya..
You had msgd na "kabhi unko seat hai, kabhi humko seat hai..." Stil smiling at it.. :-)))

Tavish Chadha said...

awesome... thats the only word for it... u got a fan here buddy...

cheers!
Tavish
http://www.sensible-bakwas.com

Sorcerer said...

that was fantastic poem

man!! awesome


Happy New Year!!!

have a fantastic New year

Yemiledu said...

10/10 dude!
Seriously 100% creative.The poem was the best!!

Happy new year!

Uncommon Sense said...

the poem was seriously good,

Quirky said...

Wow SP!!!Profound n witty at the same time ... clap clap clap... That was great :)

Saurabh Panshikar said...

@dilontherocks
he he... pretty much summing it up!

@Karthik
Thanks man! I've never tried it before, so was a bit apprehensive. I can imagine the storm created if blogger were asked to write for textbooks!

@Manjari
hehe I'l try! But I don think my superbrain will come up with anything until december 2010!

@Raksha
*smile smile for the clap clap! Thanks for the compli. Hoping to read lots from you too!

@Megha
dhanyavaad
dhammal tar karaychich ahe!

@Priyanka
u 2. Well the poetic mind does wander sometimes... Remember I told you ke I can't think of the first line but can complete the incomplete ones (with sarcasm of course)
Thanks for the compli... Coming from a Ghazal Queen, I feel it must be quite something!

@Tavish
Thanks for stalking me! the awesome thing about awesome is it awesomely goes with every awesomeness!

@Sorcerer
Thanks man. My blog post is incomplete without your comments! Even after having a 100+ follower blog you still care to drop in.... *sniff sniff

@Yemiledu
Thank you didi! glad that you liked it!

@Uncommon Sense
Thank you. Glad that you like it.

@Ages since someone called me SP! Thanks for the nice comment. and the claps!

CRD said...

Hppy new year to u too dude!

You pretty much summed up the year for us...although i dont agree with a few things u wrote, in all it was indeed a funny take :)

Cheers
CRD

AMD said...

wowww..... nice summary of the year in a poetry... dude dont call it a kickass poem... its really nice....

Saurabh Panshikar said...

@CRD
Thanks man... Do let me know if something offended you

@AMD
Thank you... Keep Visiting

Shilpa Garg said...

That was amazing summary of the year 2009 in a wonderful poetic form!! Impressive!! :)
Happy New Year!! :)

Saurabh Panshikar said...

@Shilpa Garg
Thank You. Same to you!

санжог said...

he he he and you say you got writers block!

HNY

Shas said...

Wish you Happy New Year!!!

One doesn't need to be Wordsworth or Harivanshrai Bachan to write poetry. Just let your heart flow. Thats what i do and indirectly torture my readers...lolzzz

Happy Blogging!!

Saurabh Panshikar said...

@санжог
Thanks man!

@Shas
Thank you! Well you do write sensible stuff!

Shail Raghuvanshi said...

Hi Saurabh, You made a valiant effort. The summarizing of all that comprised the previous year was nice.

Though it is already going to be 4 months into the new year, Happy New Year to you too.

Saurabh Panshikar said...

A very happy new year to you...
Glad that you liked it

Dagny Taggart said...

talent and modesty, deadly combination...great work actually!!!

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