Recently I've been getting these "Personality Test" mails. They supposedly have a program that will tell you what you are, what you do, what you want, etc etc on basis of some selected
moronic intelligent questions. Now I've been trying this stuff all the time. I don't even remember what the test says after closing the program. Heck I don't even remember what my Horoscope said this morning!
Funny thing is that usually these programs tell so much good stuff about you that its impossible to deny them! Considering all the flash programs I've run, I am Bold, Shy, Introvert, Funny, Invincible, Charming, Cool, Smart, Confident, etc etc...
While thinking about this whole idea, it dawned upon me... "How hard is it to make a
stupid bluddy interesting personality test?" All you need is Common Sense! So I went on and made one right away! The first obstacle was the BASIS of the Psycho Analysis... People have so far judged me from the clothes I wear, The pets I keep, The way I sleep, Hech even the nostril I breathe thru! So I needed something silly but common enough to make my analysis!
As I jabbed my fingers repeatedly on the keyboard to prevent my Ford Eclipse from ramming into the curb, the thought struck me..... NEED FOR SPEED! What better way to judge a person than the kind of games he plays. Including all and various genres of Games would be a tough and time taking job for me (Did I mention I was Lazy?) So I'm gonna stick to NEED FOR SPEED Underground (AT least now)
Now Now... What kind of person are you? What should you be? and More importantly, What should you not be? Herez a list!
Based on the type of Race you Play:
Circuit Racing: Its racing in a closed circuit for a fixed number of laps.
You Are : Always trying to do things better. You don't mind repeating things if they are gonna turn out better. You don't get tired of the monotonous routine. In Fact you try to constantly reinvent yourself.
You Should Be : A Newspaper editor, Magazine Editor
You Shouldn't Be : A Barber (Coz the whole town will look the same)
Sprint Racing : Its racing from Point A to Point B. No repeating.
You are : Bindass and Happy Go Lucky. You live life as it comes and don't care much about the future. You love to work out your way rather than trade on experience.
You Should Be : Fighter Pilot, Teacher
You Shouldn't Be : A Speech Writer for some old Politician
Drag Racing : Its racing in a straight line where more emphasis is placed on shifting gears rather than on changing directions.
You are : Frank, Straightforward, Intense, Focused. You can see the goal that you have aimed for and you will do anything to achieve. You maybe cunning and block others
You Should Be : Derby Jockey, Sprint Racer, Athlete.
You Shouldn't be : Politician (You gotta keep an eye on everyone), Goalkeeper, Strategist
Drift Racing : This is nothing but showing off your skills by drifting the car on a closed circuit track. The sharper you drift, the more points you get.
You are : Attention Grabber. You like to be the center of attraction. You like to hog the limelight constantly. You usually undergo Tummy Tucks, nose jobs, face lifts etc to keep up your face value. You are too conscious
You Should Be : Film Star, TV Star
You Shouldn't Be : Anybody's Assistant (In case you steal the attention), Accountant (Coz in Accounts they look for a different figure)
Lap Knockout : This is same like Circuit Race, But at the end of each lap, the last car is eliminated. Race continues till only one driver remains.
You are : Gruesome, Ruthless, Cunning. You only have victory in your sight and you'll do anything to get it. You don't care about eliminating others from the rat race. You use and throw.
You Should be : A Politician, Assassin, Secret Agent
You Shouldn't be : A Public Servant, Doctor
Free Run : This is basically a cruise around the town. There are no objectives, no targets, no timers. You just have to go around the place and roam around
You are : 1. A Loser. You don't like challenges. You fear to face life and its difficulties. You would rather live in the cheat coded world. 2. Or maybe you have too much money that you can't finish spending alone.
You should be : Dead in the first case or my best friend in the second case.