Showing me off...

(Parental Advisory: Naughty Content)

He said that I would look more attractive if I were shaved.

He said I would love the nakedness of it all.

He said it was stylish.

He said I would feel cleaner.

He said it wouldn't hurt.

He said he had been thinking about this for a long time.

He said he would do it himself.

He said he would be careful.

He said he would go slow.

He said was ready to begin.

He said to lay down.

He said that he would help me relax.

He said he loved me.

He said he felt like an artist.

He said he was done.

He said he adored the way it looked.

He said he was pleased with his work.

He said he wanted to show me off.

He said he needed to take me out like this.

He said that he wanted people to see me like this.

He said we would have a most exciting day.

He said he would be right back.

He said he had to get his shoes on.

I said...


...Well I didn't say anything. Poodles don't talk.

The battle

I, With my chin up, upholding my poise,
He takes his position with his weapon of choice.

I surrender meekly as I wanna survive,
Just hoping somehow I'll come out alive.

I close my eyes as he makes his move first,
I realise being a man is really a curse.

With a swish the merciless steel cuts through my skin,
Blood gushes out to see who committed this sin.

He smiles cheekily at me as I stare, my eyes grave,
He lunges forward and dabs a little after-shave!

Now wasn't that a close shave? LITERALLY!

Brandz

• Nokia
• Lauret
• Oral B
• Close up
• Old Spice
• Gilette
• Dove
• Pepe Jeans
• Peter England
• Nokia
• Kelloggs
• Happy Dent
• Reebok
• Bajaj Pulsar
• Cello
• HP
• BSNL Dataone
• HP
• Bajaj Pulsar
• Sony
• Transcend
• Creative
• Oral B
• Close up
• Kurl-on

Well these are usually the brands that I use from the start to end of my day. Hey this could be turned into a tag!

Return...

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Jeff read and re-read the paper again. His father had been a shrewd conman all his life. Not to forget a filthy rich conman who never had been caught. But he would never betray his only son. They were mates for life. And now that his father was dying, Jeff wanted to make sure he didn't miss out on anything. He personally took care of him and even paid for the lavish funeral. In return while counting his last breaths, his father handed him a cheque with an amount that left Jeff's mouth involuntarily open. What further shocked him was when the bank sent a memo that read...

 "Cheque Returned due to insufficient funds."

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The Smile

He looked at the crippled guy standing alongside at the railway station and a number of thoughts flashed across his mind. He smiled as he thanked god for giving him everything perfect. But the smile vanished at the sight of the arriving train. He looked at the suffocating mob of people and planned his strategy to rush in. This time the crippled smiled as he easily climbed the empty handicap compartment.