Hey ppl… Its birthday time! Today happens to be Karthik’s birthday. He being one of the first ones to comment on my blog, I feel it is my duty to make his birthday special!
Now I go on and say some good stuff about the birthday boy: Karthik is a very cool dude. He is a terrific blogger and his stories are enjoyed thoroughly by the readers. He writes such great fiction, that many people have suggested him to write a book! He has a very rich vocab and a penchant for writing.
I’m sure you guys have read some Chuck Norris jokes or some Rajnikant jokes. Likewise I’ve prepared a list of facts about our dear Karthik!
Now I go on and say some good stuff about the birthday boy: Karthik is a very cool dude. He is a terrific blogger and his stories are enjoyed thoroughly by the readers. He writes such great fiction, that many people have suggested him to write a book! He has a very rich vocab and a penchant for writing.
I’m sure you guys have read some Chuck Norris jokes or some Rajnikant jokes. Likewise I’ve prepared a list of facts about our dear Karthik!
- He hates twitter. 140 characters are never enough for him. 140 pages is more kinda his style.
- He hates SMS. Imagine people getting charged for every 160 characters. Karthik could be bankrupt by now.
- He didn’t score full marks in exams coz he never attempted the objective questions. He always prefers the long answers.
- He barely passed in the language exams coz he spent the whole 3 hours writing the story which could give him only 10 marks. (he needed extra pages though)
- He writes such awesome fiction that Movie producers want to get ‘inspired’ from his stories.
- Movies based on Karthik’s stories can be screened only in India coz there is no way that they will end before 3 hours.
- Karthik was once asked to write a precis of a paragraph. It turns out the precis was thrice that of the original paragraph.
- Karthik gives so much attention to details that, once when someone asked him “How was your day?”, it took him 2 more days to tell the guy.
- Aamir Khan studies Karthik’s method for researching for his blog, in order to research for his movies. In fact Karthik IS the Aamir Khan of Bloggiwood.
- Karthik is gonna frown when he reads this coz it aint even 2 pages long.
- Karthik doesn’t believe in 55 fictions. He doesn’t write any, but if he has to read some on his blogroll, he clubs together hundreds of 55fictions and reads them at a time.
Sorry dude I’m just screwing with you… Let me publicly announce that I totally love your stories and I hope that you become a bestselling writer someday. You already are a bestselling blogger. Herez wishing you the bestest birthday ever, God bless!
Others are requested to contribute to the Karthik List too...
