Monday, March 15, 2010

Daya darwaza...

Recently I’ve been getting these crazy SMSs related to CID the supposedly thrilling crime series which plays on Sony. I dunno whats with the Sony guys coz whenever I see the Program schedule on my Tata Sky (btw Tata Sky is awesome and I hope they send me some money for this), most of the slots are filled with CID! It plays right from 2 pm to 7 pm only to give way to a different program called CID Classics which goes on for an hour kinda.


I mean I know that Sony is a very popular channel and CID may have been its most successful running series in the history of the channel, but OMG more than 6 hours of daily constant interrogating would even make ACP Pradyuman weak!

I’ve never been a fan of CID much. But now I watch it just to make comments on every aspect. Its so much fun! I even have friends who would let go of a free drinking session if it came in the CID time slot! Lately I’ve been learning that the makers of CID are being inspired by Sooraj Barjatiya coz they are trying to insert every possible genre into the series. Crime, Thriller is okay… But now you got Sci-Fi, Romance, Mythology and everything else under the sun! Its even got a facebook page named “Daya Darwaza tod do”

Coming back to the post, I must confess that I’ve been watching CID recently just to get hold of some of the silly shayaris that are sent to me. I may even invent some of my own but I fear Daya will Tod my Darwaza and the ACP will grill me!

Here are some-

  • Mere ghar ke peechhe se beheta ek naala hai, ABHIJEET daal mein jaroor kuch kaala hai!
  • Thande Thande paani se nahana chahiye… DAYA hame us jagah par aur ek baar jaana chahiye
  • 5 Rs. Ka ek samosa, 10 Rs. Ke do, ACP kehte hai DAYA Darwaza to do.
  • Ye haseen vadiyaan ye khula aakaash… OH MY GOD ABHIJEET ek aur laash!
  • Gaay ko angrezi mein kehte hai cow, Kuch to baat hai DAYA pata lagao
  • Aasman mein chamakte Chand taaron… Daya saari Mumbai Chhaan maro!
  • Mehnat ka paseena sir se na pocho… ACP kehte hai Socho DAYA socho.
  • Aaj kal CID ki shayari ka keher hai, Salunkhe says "Maut ka karan zeher hai."
  • Shaam ho gayi, Suraj Dhal gaya.... Daya, Quatil ka pata chal gaya!
  • Kaamgaar  pathhar jor jor so phodta hai... Khooni kitna bhi chalakh ho, Surag jaroor chodta hai!
  • Paisa jiska hai, item uski hai... Salunkhe pata lagao ye fingerprint kiski hai.

    Okay I agree that some of these are pretty lame but you have to admit that the fan following of CID is absolutely crazy! Reader are invited to post more of these kinda shayaris in the comments (only CID related)

    And if anyone knows someone who works on the CID crew, please keep me anonymous otherwise the next episode will be “Case of the missing Blogger”

    My Sincere apologies to ACP and DAYA (Just in case they follow this blog secretly). I must say you guys are doing a great job!

    PS: I can’t go on bashing CID just for the sake of it. There are some points which are commendable too. E.g. the story of the episode ends with the episode. Therez no ‘to be continued’ I simply hate those who keep a crime series going on just because they want the viewers to come back.
    CID rocks coz the CID ppl know that no matter what, people are gonna come back for more and more and more!


    26 comments:

    Raksha Raman said...

    Total entertainment Saurabh! ROFLMAO!

    Here is my contribution :

    1.Aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai... ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai..khun isi ghar mein huaa hai!

    2.Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

    3.Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

    4.Sawan aaye to phool khilega, takdir mein jo likha wo milega "Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!

    5.KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla, KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla. Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

    Courtesy: An SMS from a friend! :D :D

    Totally with you on this one! Wonder what is it with Sony & CID show?! They should consider renaming the channel as CID :P

    Totally enjoyed this one ;)! Looking forward to read more stuff from ya! ;)Cheers!

    Saurabh Panshikar said...

    @Raksha
    Hehe ppl who are new to the channel well may call it CID channel itself! lol

    "Are tune kal CID channel dekha kya? Uspar Filmfare awards dikha rahe the! Strange NA!!!!"

    Raksha Raman said...

    Don't tell me! Filmfare awards and all? Hey Bhagwan!Main aaj kal CID nahi dekhtee yaar...pakk gayi hoon reruns dekh ke! Aur aaj kal saare episodes itne predictable hain tho kaun baitke pura show dekhna chahega? :P

    Chanz said...

    LOL... this is cool... I have always been a CID fan.. I never used to tell my friendas that iw atch CID coz I used to think "woh kya sochenge"... But i always loved it.. I too have been getting these sms'

    loved it... heeeeeee

    Saurabh Panshikar said...

    @Raksha
    And now even ACP acts so weird na... Maybe they want to add the horror genre too!

    @Chanz
    LOL@ "Woh kya sochenge"
    You sound like a guy who watches Oprah!

    Raksha Raman said...

    Totally dude! He has gone into the skin of the character literally! :P The guy has forgotten he is role playing! He probably thinks and even feels he is a REAL CID officer! Spooky! o_O

    Chanz said...

    is that how u feel when u watch Oprah..?? :P

    Tavish Chadha said...

    man! seriously paka dete hain yaar ye Sony wale... i am sick of seeing CID coming on Sony all day... they r making a joke out of themselves... and is it just 6 hrs? it seems to b much more to me... the trademark stuff is engraved in my head now...

    1) A slap by Daya and the killer will admit to everything... wat looser killers man seriously!! lol

    2) ab tumhe fasi hogi dialogue always ends every episode... they seem to learn the law a little more...

    --Tavish
    Blog: Sensible Bakwas

    Saurabh Panshikar said...

    @Chanz
    The moment I posted that last comment I knew you were gonna reply with this!
    Well I don't watch Oprah, but I would if she showers her monetary affection over me!

    @Tavish
    Tru man... Some days later the villain himself is gonna complete all the dialogues!

    Chatterbox said...

    I haven't seen you around for a while, now I know where you've been stuck besides work :)

    Have fun playing the sleuth :D

    Cheers!!

    Saurabh Panshikar said...

    @CB
    hehe... Tru... I'm also doing research for my next post...

    And flattered to know that you noticed my absence! ;-)

    Siddhesh 'Ravan' Kabe said...

    yeh CID walon ne toh deemag ka....bhurta bana rakha hai...:P

    Uncommon Sense said...

    i used to watch CID but i dont anymore,, i hv become an anti-serial guy..

    and i certainly didnt knew its so popular these days, and the shayaris are just marketing ploy

    Saurabh Panshikar said...

    @Ravan
    Hehe... And ppl are lovin it!

    @Uncommon Sense
    naah... The Shararis are just digs to show how monotonous it has become!

    Mural! said...

    Hehe nice shayaris by both you n raksha :P

    I watched when passingly when I was a lil kid n then again this winter when I was in delhi with my nephew, He's a CID addict!

    @Tavish, nice point man! actualy those losers try to run from the room which is full of those cops n sleuths, wonder what they are thinking then! :D

    Megha said...

    haha...I watch it for fun...tough I find the sudden end lttl annoying...but it's fun to watch.

    About it's fame, even my cousins who are studying in primary standard watch it with interest. Kay mahit tyana kay kalta. Offcourse daya is their favourite.

    mala majhi bahin kahi divas adhi bolli hoti...tila he CID sms yet ahet :) but she has same as yours...

    lovely post...cool :)

    Karthik said...

    Didn't know CID was this famous. Never watched a single episode, you see. So I'm kinda illiterate when it comes to CID. :(
    Nonetheless, it was hilarious, dooood. :)
    "Case of the missing blogger" lol.. :D

    Saurabh Panshikar said...

    @Murali
    thanks man... Glad that you were entertained

    @Megha
    me pan attach baghayla suruvat keli ahe... Pan me nuste comments karnyasathi baghto! lol Thanks

    @Karthik
    I suggest you don't watch it at all! It may seriously affect your writing... And we don't want that!

    Avada Kedavra said...

    Is sony still playing CID? :O I think this serial started when I was in school or when cable television came to India and still going on?!! Nice shayaris you have collected. :)

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    Saurabh Panshikar said...

    @Avada
    Sony is playing nothing but CID! Thats one benefit you have of being out of India!

    @Anon
    Street Bazaar man... Best Maal!

    antiCID said...

    Jungle main Kabristaan... Kabristaan main Bhoot...Jungle main Kabristaan... Kabristaan main Bhoot... ACP ki maa ka bhosda. CID ki maa ki chut

    Urvashi said...

    hey nice ones....really njoyed readin them... :)

    this is the recent one in my inbox on CID-
    "Daya k darr se khuni ne darwaza khula hi chod diya... Daya bhi chalak tha..vapas kadi laga ke darwaza tod diya.. :P :P"

    also chk this...
    " CID ki team ne sony se nata jod liya. wah wah ... Jis room mein nhi tha khuni, DAYA ne uska darwaza bhi tod diya"

    Reshma Gore said...

    I'm not proud to say this but i used to watch it religiously when i was a kid. Then one day i saw CSI and could never go back. Now when my brother comes to visit or im just hangin out with my friends and we're are bored, we put on CID and we start pointing out how ridiculous it is. I might even post on what a terrible show it is but im too lazy. some examples of how stupid the show is
    1. They find the clues in a minute, no dusting for fingerprints ,searching the place with fine tooth comb, no forensic team either....its just these people wearing cotton gloves (not latex).
    2. They don't have DNA testing. they match the blood group.
    3. the dialogues...OMG its the same repetative shit all the time.
    This is how every episode goes
    they find a dead body, someone brilliantly makes the observation and comments "shayad ye mar gaya hai", then they miraculously find clues, search around, people crying all the time, in the last 10 minutes they run after the perp to catch him, the suspect gets slapped and cut to the scene in the CID head office...he's crying and confessing to the murder. If anyone has ever seen an episode that does not go this way,please let me know i'll be sure to watch it. I hope the makers of the show are reading this,At least take the effort to copy from CSI. Now everyone who disagrees with me, watch CSI or any other detective series...it takes a lot of research to make a good show and the CID people definately are not doing their research.

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    Anonymous said...

    To whoever comparing csi with cid, go to hell. Csi is aimd 4 few people. People who r illiterate n nt upto lates updates on technologies can never understand csi. Cid is aimd 4 every category of ppl. Even ppl like u see it just to criticise... Nw u grew up n have much knwledge so u like csi. Do u think a primary child in middle class india can see csi.... Cid is aimd 4 entertainment n it does the job brilliantly.

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