The Glaring Truth

I looked up as the stilettos clattered outside my cosmetics shop. Mesmerized by the sight of this fine lady that was walking in, I tried hard not to stare but in vain. Long legs that went forever wrapped in a silken skirt. And a white top that hugged her in all the right places. Her skin was a flawless wheatish and her features almost perfect. A large pair of sunglasses masked her pretty face. She ran her fingers through her hair which made me notice her rather large diamond ring. 

"Rich, Beautiful and Married", I thought, "What more could one want!" 

The next moment she walked up to me, removed her glares and asked, "Can you gimme something to hide this black eye?"